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January 31, 2010

Kiliki Cooler

IMG_0323.JPG I've been taking cocktail photographs for a couple of years now, and my first efforts were not very impressive, if I do say so myself. Apparently, I've improved significantly, because a couple of weeks ago, Christie (Tiki Kiliki) White asked me to shoot some photos of her signature drink, the Kiliki Cooler, to use with the materials she's sending out to promote The Hukilau in Fort Lauderdale this year. Needless to say, I was honored, and more than happy to do it.

Here's my favorite pic out of the 5 or 6 that I shot. The cocktail itself was created by Beachbum Berry, and it features prominently in the recipe section of his 'blog. I made a couple of them for the photo shoot, and it's delicious. Good thing for auto-focus and a tripod, otherwise this woulda been a pretty blurry shot!

January 2, 2010

Crystal Head in the Hawaiian Sunset

GEDC1488.jpg GEDC1492.jpg I received a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka for Christmas this year. It's made in Canada at a distillery that's apparently co-owned by Dan Ackroyd. There are clips of him at the official website babbling about Roswell, the "invisible world", and using the skull to manifest your inner Shirley McLaine, or something. It's also been triple-filtered through polished crystals known as Herkimer diamonds, whatever the hell that means. It still tastes like straight grain alcohol to me. I read a couple of online reviews that claim it's got "vanilla and candy notes", but I think they're just trying to rationalize having spent a ridiculous amount of money on a bottle of fermented potatos in a glass skull. Whatever. It's certainly a cool decanter, and a great gimmick that looks terriffic in my Tiki bar.

I looked over some Vodka cocktail recipes in the Bum's books this afternoon, and decided to make the Hawaiian Sunset from Sippin' Safari. Pretty darn tasty, although I really need to start making my own Orgeat. The Torani syrup I'm using is like pure cotton candy with a hint of almond extract.

December 29, 2009

Tabonga and Jerry

GEDC1479.jpg Baby, it's cold outside, and nothing goes better with subzero temps here in the Upper Midwest than a steaming hot Tom and Jerry, so I thought it might be fun to try and tikify this classic Winter tipple. I call the result the "Tabonga and Jerry" after the killer Polynesian tree monster in the not-so-classic cult film, "From Hell It Came." vlcsnap-2009-12-29-18h23m30s130.jpg

1/2 cup of Tom and Jerry batter (buy it pre-made at the store or google the recipe and make it yourself)
1 oz. Cruzan Blackstrap Rum
1 oz. Presidente Mexican Brandy
1/2 oz. Fresh-squeezed Lime Juice
1/2 oz. Fee Bros. Falernum

Add all ingredients to a tiki mug with a handle, then add boiling-hot water to fill. Dust with ground nutmeg and garnish with a cinnamon stick.

A Good Day for Mug and Ku Hunting

GEDC1469.jpg L-to-R: Treasure Craft mug with jewelled eyes, OMC Fu Manchu mug, OMC Pointed Headdress mug, Hawaiian tiki shot glass with leather neck thong
GEDC1477.jpg L-to_R: a pair of fired-clay Ku statuettes, Hawaiian monkeypod Ku, Coco Joe's Ku, Trader Vic's S&P shakers

Mrs. BH and I have the week off from work, so we undertook a 400-mile antiquing marathon roadtrip yesterday and scored a whole bunch of cool Tiki schwag...dirt-cheap. We found most of it at a huge antique mall in Colombus, WI. Mugs and carvings at antique stores are usually marked up to ridiculous prices, so it was nice not to have to fork over a ton of moolah for a change. I was especially happy to finally get my hands on the vintage Fu Manchu and pointed-headdress mugs. The weird little monkeypod Ku was pretty unique as well, it looks almost Cubist in its design. As big as the mall was, I was a bit surprised that this was all I could scrounge up, but that's the Midwest for you. I've always said that I shoulda built a Bavarian Bierstube downstairs, because then I would've been able to stock it from floor-to-ceiling with old beersteins, which are a dime-a-dozen 'round here.

To celebrate our scores, we stopped at a old-school downtown diner in Colombus and lunched upon excellent Reuben sammiches with sauerkraut made from scratch, and corned beef. Delish!

The only sour note of our tiki deathmarch was played by our new car, a Honda Insight hybrid. It's a great city car, but it does poorly on the highway. Its suspension is stiffer than a truck, the engine is seriously underpowered, and it's very squirrely in a strong crosswind. By the time we arrived back home, my arms were aching from trying to keep it from being blown off the road. Fortunately, the 45 mpg we were getting helped eased the pain somewhat.

November 27, 2009

Scorpion Time!

GEDC1458.jpg GEDC1462.jpg Yes, I'm still alive. I've just been working my ass off nights and weekends for the last month, and now I'm relaxing at home with my family, enjoying a much-deserved Thanksgiving holiday.

I did a little antiquing today, and made an excellent score: this beautiful Orchids of Hawaii R-94 Volcano Bowl. After giving it a thorough washing-out, I decided to make a delicious Steve Crane's Luau Scorpion (recipe courtesy of Trader Tiki), which I shared with my new drinkin' buddy, Tongaroa Ted. Ted's a great guy, but you've gotta watch him, otherwise he totally bogarts the bowl!

October 24, 2009

South Seas Cinema

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[Link: South Seas Cinema]

October 2, 2009

Aku Aku Lopez

GEDC1446.jpg GEDC1447.jpg I harvested my bumper crop of Cayenne peppers just before our first hard frost of the season, and I thought they'd make a damn fine cocktail garnish, so here's my South-of-the-Border riff on the classic Aku Aku Lapu from the Bum's Intoxica!:

1 oz. Fresh Lemon Juice
1 oz. Fresh Lime Juice
1 oz. Unsweetened Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Falernum (Fee Bros.)
1 oz. Appleton V/X Rum
1 oz. Presidente Mexican Brandy
1 oz. PatrĂ³n Silver Tequila
1 oz. Pisco Capel Reservado

Shake with crushed ice, and pour into a large snifter. Fill with more crushed ice. Garnish with a large Cayenne pepper speared and cracked to allow the spicy aroma to permeate the drink.

September 24, 2009

Go Team Tiki Venture!

VB.jpg vlcsnap-2009-09-24-20h28m44s94.jpg VB1.jpg I picked up the Venture Brothers Season 3 DVD set for my birthday last week, and was immediately reminded of why this is the BEST FRIGGIN' SHOW ON TEEVEE....episodes featuring Tiki mugs, Sufferin' Bastards, and tacky Tiki motels.

Season 4 starts October 18th on Adult Swim. Here's the preview trailer. I am damp with anticipation.

[Link: Venture Brothers Season 4 Preview]

September 6, 2009

Steamtiki

steampunktiki.jpg trilobite.jpg Steamtiki, a blending of Steampunk and Tiki genres, is a concept that's come up for discussion a couple of times in the Tiki Central forums, but I'm not convinced it's an idea that really works, because the Victorians viewed Polynesia as an inferior culture that they had a manifest destiny to conquer, Christianize, and replace with their own, which is almost the total opposite viewpoint of the mid-century Polynesian Pop movement, which looked to celebrate island culture, not erase it. Case in point, one of the most heartbreaking images I have is this 1881 litho of 4 proud, beautiful Tahitian girls covered from head-to-toe in missionary garb. I think that sums the Victorian attitude towards Polynesia up very neatly.

Nevertheless, some British woodcarvers are offering the opportunity to purchase these hand-carved Tikis, stuffed with 19th-century clockwork mechanisms and brass fittings, that are suitable for your next meeting of the League of Extraordinary Tiki Gentlemen.

[Link: Steampunk Tiki]

August 28, 2009

Drinks on the House!

Great news, folks. My 6 long months of "Funemployment" have ended! I start my new job on Monday. Thanks to all of you who lent me encouragement and support. Regular blogging will resume shortly. In the meantime, watch this space and have a few virtual cocktails on me to celebrate!

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