While the rest of the male population of Wisconsin is out stalking the forests for venison this week, I decided to forgo the ritual slaughter and make a pilgrimage to Hot Sam's Antiques in Lakeville, Minnesota. Hot Sam's is a 5-acre roadside paradise of strange and useless items, or according to 80-year old owner, Gladys Hood, "Everything from the tasteless to the priceless." I'm still kicking myself for forgetting my camera, but you can get a taste of the wonders I gazed upon there by checking out Max Sparber's Flickr set. Sam's is truly a wonderland of abandoned clown vehicles, circus wagons, railroad cars, and other weird folk-art objects. Well worth the 200-mile round trip from my home.
I chatted with Gladys for a while, and found her a most gracious and funny host. Afterwards, I went foraging through the piles of cultural detritus that littered every nook and cranny of her establishment. When I finally surfaced for air, I hauled away 3 fine Exotica LPs and a nicely carved wooden Tiki, inscribed faintly with the name, "Lorne G." on the bottom. I'm having fun imagining that it was carved by legendary actor, Lorne Greene, who perhaps whittled it in his trailer during breaks on the set of "Bonanza" or "Battlestar Galactica".
Wooden Tiki carved by "Lorne G."
From those purveyors of fine Exotica music, Montgomery Ward
Great photo from the inner-sleeve of the "Ports of Paradise" LP
Alfred Apaka, Hawaiian Village Nights LP