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October 29, 2006

Minneapolis Goat Brain Masala (It's All Good)

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Mrs. Bali Hai and I drove to Minneapolis yesterday to see our friends Jonathan and Beth. They were visiting Jonathan's brother, Matt and SO, Erin, and scouting the environs for a potential move.

Since we were going to meet them in the afternoon, we took the opportunity to do some antiquing and junque-shopping. Minneapolis is a little barren when it comes to that sort of thing, but we managed to find a couple of cool items like the coconut purse, Daga sun mug, and Coco Joe's ku statuette pictured below. I also picked up this wonderful box of Brain Masala curry spices at an Indian grocery. I was a bit disappointed it didn't come with freeze-dried packets of goat brains. Guess I'll have to go out to the farm with my goat-brain removal kit later...

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After shopping, we headed over to Psycho Suzy's Motor Lounge where we met the Cohens and their friend, Michelle, to have a couple of drinks and some nosh. I ordered a Paralyzed Polynesian, which was excellent, and a Walking Dead, which was good, but not excellent. Matt and Erin had the drink special which was served in a skull mug, and had a gruesome toy heart floating in it. Perfect for Halloween. We ordered some appetizers, including the obligatory upper-Midwestern treat, cheese curds, and a very good pizza. Suzy's decor is appropriately tiki, although the jukebox contained no discernible Exotica. However, they did have a nice selection of punk, including the Angry Samoans classic, They Saved Hitler's Cock. Now that's not a tune you hear in public too often (probably for good reason).

We had a fun time, and hope to see everyone again real soon. If you're ever driving through Western Wisconsin, Matt, Erin, and Michelle, be sure to give us a shout and stop by the Hai'deaway for a few libations and some dee-licious goat-brain curry.

As Matt would say, it's all good!

October 27, 2006

It's Pablo's Birthday!

picasso.jpgThe Nonist reminds us that today is the birthday of that enemy of good taste and fine art, Pablo Picasso. What you may not have known is that he was also a tiki enthusiast, and owned a large collection of Polynesian art, which you can see in Peter Stepan's book, Picasso's Collection of African and Oceanic Art, which Humuhumu hepped me to back in September. You can see old Pablo on the cover there glancing slideways at his favorite Marquesan tiki. I was going to pre-order a copy from Amazon, but I think I'll ask for it as a Christmas gift instead, since my family is always complaining that they don't know what to buy me.

As I ponder the life of the great artiste, I am reminded of this immortal lyrical couplet by Jonathan Richman:

Some guys try to pick up girls and get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso

Many happy returns, you old scamp!

[Link: Happy Birthday Mr. Picasso]
[Link: Picasso's Collection of African Oceanic Art]

October 25, 2006

The Original Goof

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I found this scan of an old table card from Christian's Hut Restaurant at Mimi Payne's wonderful Arkiva Tropika website. You may notice the similarity between the snaggly-toothed fellow on the card and the guy in the white chef's hat at the top of my webpage, that's because it's an earlier incarnation of the exotic and mysterious Goof.

Nobody's exactly sure where the Goof came from, or what he's supposed to represent, but you can read some speculative history at the Bali Hai Restaurant's website. The Hut eventually became the Bali Hai, and the Goof still surveys all from his perch atop the roof, as do I.

Mmm, Gimlet.

[Link: Arkiva Tropika]
[Link: History of the Goof]

October 22, 2006

Tiki Noir

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© Jim Ferreira 2006

Alright youse (tiki) mugs, take a slant to the hip, noir-style portraiture of Bay Area photographer, Jim Ferreira. His dark, moody style lends itself well to Tiki, Burlesque, and Exotica themes, like this series shot at Forbidden Island in Alameda, and these adorable shots of Tiki News founder, Otto Von Stroheim, and his burlesque-y frau, Baby Doe, goofing around in their home tiki bar.

Watch your back!

October 13, 2006

Mr. Bali Hai Lies Broken

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A moment of silence for my fallen brother, please.

[Link: Tiki Mug Misfortunes]

October 1, 2006

Hot Tiki Buttcrack

One o' my pre-verted readers expressed her pre-verted desire to see photos of teh Hot Tiki Buttcrack. Now we don't cotton much to pre-verts 'round these here parts, but I figger that the Good Lord gave tikis butts, so's who'm I to say they're dirty? Here ya go, Brittanie...more Hot, totally NSFW Tiki Buttcrack than you can shake a swizzle stick at!

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Sufferin' Bastard Buttcrack
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Gecko Tongaroa Buttcrack
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Hawaiian Ku Figurine Buttcrack
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Trader Dick's Buttcrack
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Menehune Buttcrack
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Tangaroan Tiki and Trader Vic's Salt Shaker Buttcrack
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This is actually the chin of my Politiki Ronald Reagan mug, but it looks like a buttcrack!