Mission Accomplished!
bighappyfunhouse brings us this undated photograph of Sgt. Otis "Oink" Purvis, of the Illinois National Bushy-tailed Rat Guard, holding up several captured members of the Squirrel Insurgency. After the photograph was taken, Sgt. Purvis was overheard saying, "Mmm, Tree Bacon. Now them's good eatin'!"
Please note that these squirrels are not dead, just resting.