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April 29, 2007

Losing My Religion

Über-creepy Christian puppet, Little Marcy, looking like the hellish spawn of the Bride of Chucky and the Joker, sings "Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam."

[Link: Little Marcy][via Blort][uploaded by mrdantefontana]

April 21, 2007

For Your Height Only

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I missed it the first time around, but now I've finally caught the Philipino Midget Spy-Spoof Fever thanks to this astonishing clip of the Weng Weng Rap I ganked from Junkyard Clubhouse.

I love you, my Weng Weng. Please don't kick me in the nuts.

[Link: Weng Weng Rap]
[Link: More Weng Weng clips]
[Link: Weng Weng Cocktail]

April 20, 2007

Patch Wayne Gacy

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If I was this kid, I'd pull the IV needle out of my arm and stab it into the clown's eye before it tried to tear off the top of my skull and eat my brain.

via Sampler of Things

April 17, 2007

Julie's Tacky Treasures

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[Link][via Blort]

April 7, 2007

Tysken Dansar Med Lederhosen

You can thank (or blame) the orangeguru for adding yet another awful German music clip to my growing collection, although this is actually some Swedish guy singing about Bavarian hats, potato salad, shoe-slapping, and Lederhosen.

[Link: Tysken Dansar Med Lederhosen]

April 4, 2007

Paranoid Autobahn

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Here are 2 lovely video clips, courtesy of the Cartoonist. First, foppish Teutonic Sonny and Cher wannabes, Cindy und Bert, regale us with a tune called Der Hund Von Baskerville, a song with lyrics apparently based on the Sherlock Holmes novel, but which for some unfathomable reason, are set to the tune of Black Sabbath's Paranoid. The camera keeps panning away from their faces to show Cindy's yawning dog, who speaks for all of us, I think.

The 2nd clip is a fab animation of Krafterk's electronica classic, Autobahn. Very Peter Max-ish with the giant lips, doncha think?

I played both clips simultaneously, whereupon I immediately entered into a deep trance. Soon, Thomas Gottschalk appeared to me in the form of a gigantic robot Pekinese, lifted his leg, and urinated on my head. I am now enlightened...and wet.

P.S. Actually, I totally spaced out the fact that ronebofh sent me that Cindy und Bert clip weeks ago. I blame the Anti-Gottschalk.

[Link: Der Hund Von Baskerville]
[Link: Autobahn]