The Apotheosis of Saint Orgone Accumulator
Brothers and sisters, enter the Quackatorium and gaze in silent awe upon its collections of antique medical quackery and electrotherapy devices. Here you may learn how to maintain your Electropoise, and study intently the mysterious components of the electrical belt.
When you have finished admiring the many fine images and reading the accompanying sacred texts, you may retire to the American Artifacts gallery of Medical Quackery for a refreshing eye massage.
For those acolytes of Quackery who aspire to even more esoteric realms, a pilgrimage to the shrine of Electrostatic Machines should be undertaken forthwith.