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May 8, 2008

Let's Do A Monster-specific Dance!

Criswell_Mae.jpg At last, something has roused me from my blogospheric torpor! Max Sparber has disinterred the moldering corpse of the not-quite-dead-yet, Essential Ghoul's Record Shelf, a weblog dedicated to a rather specific list of song stylings which include the following topics:

I am a monster.
My girlfriend is a monster.
Everyone we know is a monster, so let's do a monster-specific dance.
I'm being chased by a werewolf.
I have had a spell cast on me.
Where did all my blood go?

The Ghoul then goes on to add a new topic to his repertoire: Let's sing a song about hilariously inaccurate television psychics.

Criswell Predicts tells the story behind Mae West's stirring hoochie-koochie paean to her psychic friend, the Amazing Criswell, who, as you may recall, predicted that Mae would not only become President of the United States in 1960, but would also accompany him to the Moon (along with Liberace).

It's a great song, and a terrific reintroduction for the Ghoul. You have been missed, you rotten old creep. Welcome back!

[Link: Criswell Predicts]

March 20, 2008

All Hail the Hypno-Criswell!

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[via Do You Speak English?]

March 8, 2008

If Only...

RFBB_comix.jpg If only there really was a Rat Pfink a Boo-Boo comic book. Of course, if it did exist, it would probably be hermetically sealed in a plastic bag with a $5,000 price tag stuck on it.

March 2, 2008

Ford Heffalump

Sellerphant.jpg I'm Learning to Share attempts to clear up the mystery of Peter Seller's Ford-powered, mechanical elephant.

[Link: A Man, A Mechanical Elephant, and A Mystery]

The Skinny on Tubby


Those of you who were permanently scarred after viewing this image in my post on Bad Album Covers from June of last year, and sought expensive therapy to try and have his flabby image erased from your cerebral folds, should avoid reading this fascinating WMFU biography of the Comedy King of Man-Teats at all costs.

[Link: Who Was Tubby Boots?]

January 27, 2008

Can You Prove It Didn't Happen?

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"From a vintage June 1955 Spaceway magazine, 'psychic' Criswell, and friend Mae West, on the moon as predicted by Criswell after Mae is elected President of the United States."

And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you....IN THE FUTURE!

[Link: halloween_guy's Flickr stream][via PCL]

December 30, 2007

Monster Movie Music a' Go Go

monster_movie_music.jpg When The Essential Ghoul's Record Shelf went on an apparently permanent hiatus back in 2005, I wondered where I was going to get my regular fix of Incredibly Strange Music. So now, after 2 years of searching through the blogospheric wilderness, I'm happy to report that I've finally found something even better: Music From the Monster Movies, a weblog devoted to unearthing unearthly tunage from the golden age of psychotronic film.

There's a whole lot of great music here, including a few gems I've been trying to find for a long, long time, like the Del-Aires Zombie Stomp, from the drive-in classic, Horror of Party Beach, so if you're a fan of cool and strange music, you owe it to yourself to click on over for an extended browse.

[Link: Monster Movie Music]

December 21, 2007

Can't Sleep...Carol Channing Dummy Will Eat Me

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[Link: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Dummy][via]

December 17, 2007

A Torpedo of Guilt

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Heino und Jerry im Über Space presents the ridiculously silly psychedelic song stylings of The National Gallery's 1968 LP, Performing musical interpretations of the paintings of Paul Klee.

Oddy enough, I reviewed this album for the 2001 Edition of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader:

"Four beatnik musicians from Cleveland tried to introduce hippies to the works of this German Expressionist painter by performing "rock-art" song versions of his paintings. Complete with nonsensical acid-drenched lyrics like "Boy with toys, alone in the Attic/Choking his hobby horse, thinking of his mother.” Special bonus: musical arrangements by Chuck Mangione!"

[Link: The National Gallery]

December 10, 2007

What's Wrong With This Picture?

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Judging by the vast amount of wildly age-inappropriate programming that consistently shows up on this channel, I'm guessing that ABC's definition of "family" must include sewer-dwelling alien child-murderers and the prey they feed on. Let's celebrate the diversity, shall we?

[Spotted in the Clown Will Eat Me Flickr Pool]

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