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Funky16Corners presents (Zap! Pow!) Do The Batman, by Gate Wesley and Band.
Zap! Pow! Uh-Huh! Gimme summore that orange juice, Robin!
Batman, baby!
Paul Stanley of Kiss, as one wag puts it, "sounds less like the frontman for an internationally known rock megaband than a shrill Christopher Street queen stuck outside a club at three in the morning, frantically searching on the wet pavement for the last few poppers that accidentally flew out of his hand onto the ground."
If that sounds pretty harsh, listening to a couple of tracks off this massive compilation entitled, People, Let Me Get This Off My Chest, that contains 70 of Mr. Stanley's more egregious snippets of dopey onstage banter, just might change your mind. If you're not sure it's worth downloading 86MB of MP3s to hear him screech some of the lamest rock cliches imaginable, listen to a single track first, then decide if you want the rest of it.
Oh, and on unrelated note, Paul appears to have been the recent recipient of some terrifyingly awful plastic surgery.
via Sound Scavengers