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May 29, 2008

My Animated Pal Foot Foot


Imagine my delight at discovering this charming, animated fan video of The Shaggs' monotonal, multi-time signatured ode to a missing cat, My Pal Foot Foot.

It's difficult for me to explain why I love The Shaggs as I do. I know their music is horrible, but it's just so delightfully childlike and sweetly good natured that it's completely impossible for me to dislike them. Plus, my daughter loved this song when she was a little girl, so I have fond memories of singing its goofy lyrics along with her.

Many thanks to the Sound Scavengers mailing list for bringing this little lost gem to my attention.

[Link: My Pal Foot Foot]
[Link: Shaggs Official Website]

May 27, 2008

The Most Wanted and Unwanted Music

peopleschoice_250x250.jpgBack in 1997, Russian artists, Vitaly Komar and Alex Melamid, along with composer David Soldier, created 2 pieces of music, based on poll results indicating what listeners most and least wanted to hear. These songs were released on a CD called, The People's Choice Music.

The Most Unwanted Song should be liked, statistically speaking, by fewer than 200 people in the world, and was described by the composer thusly:

"The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and “elevator” music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commericals and elevator music."

It's counterpart, The Most Wanted Song, is described by Soldier as follows:

"The most favored ensemble...comprises a moderately sized group (three to ten instruments) consisting of guitar, piano, saxophone, bass, drums, violin, cello, synthesizer, with low male and female vocals singing in rock/r&b style. The favorite lyrics narrate a love story, and the favorite listening circumstance is at home. The only feature in lyric subjects that occurs in both most wanted and unwanted categories is “intellectual stimulation.” Most participants desire music of moderate duration (approximately 5 minutes), moderate pitch range, moderate tempo, and moderate to loud volume, and display a profound dislike of the alternatives. If the survey provides an accurate analysis of these factors for the population, and assuming that the preference for each factor follows a Gaussian (i.e. bell-curve) distribution, the combination of these qualities, even to the point of sensory overload and stylistic discohesion, will result in a musical work that will be unavoidably and uncontrollably “liked” by 72 plus or minus 12% (standard deviation; Kolmogorov-Smirnov statistic) of listeners."

Somewhat surprisingly, I found the "bad" song to be far more interesting and listenable, which probably says a lot more about me than it does the song.

You can listen to both at the following links and decide for yourself:

[Link: The Most Unwanted Music]
[Link: The Most Wanted Music]

May 24, 2008

Drop a Coin in the Bimbo Box


Long before becoming a derisive term for a minivan, a "Bimbo Box" referred to a marvelous contraption featuring a band of mechanical monkeys, under glass, attached to a jukebox. When you crossed their hairy paws with silver, they churned out a lively Sixties pop tune (Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass appears to have been a favorite), and jittered away, more or less in time with the music. A number of these machines can still be found in various German and Dutch cities, and I've seen one here in the US at the Musée Mécanique in San Francisco.

Check out this clip of a bimbo box in action on the streets of Cologne, Germany, and here's a nicely photographed article of a custom-built bimbo box and jukebox from the Netherlands.

[Link: Swinging Monkeys in Cologne]
[Link: Custom Bimbo Machine and Jukebox]

May 18, 2008

Sweatin' To The Zombies

horror.jpg The Manchester Morgue brings you this sublimely awful, soft-core horror spoof of exercise videos by 80's scream-queen (and serial hair-crimper), Linnea Quigley, featuring flabby zombies, scantily clad bimbos at a slumber party, and a slasher in a Reagan mask.

No doubt hundreds, if not thousands, of teenage boys used this video to develop their arm muscles...well, one arm, anyway.

[Link: Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout][via Nerdcore]

May 17, 2008

Handmade Mood Music For Worrisome Souls

mace_afretfulmenagerie_72.jpg M.Ace has released another free album for your downloading pleasure: A Fretful Menagerie comprises 16 masterful minor-key tone-poems, suitable for wakes, imminent asteroid collisions, plagues of frogs, and tornadic thunderstorms bearing down on the family farm during an outbreak of whooping cough.

Enjoy.

[Link: A Fretful Menagerie]

May 11, 2008

The Great Airplane Strike

raiders_pic.jpg I've been a big fan of the outstanding Funky 16 Corners weblog for several years now, so when Funky's proprietor, Larry, created a new 'blog called Iron Leg, dedicated to '60s rock and pop culture, I followed that too with great interest.

Today's entry comes to you courtesy of Paul Revere and the Raiders. Often derided as popstar buffoons attired in silly Revolutionary War outfits, the Raiders actually kicked ass on several levels, and this tune, The Great Airplane Strike, proves it by dropping a super-heavy slab of fuzzed-out guitar stomp right on our pointy, little heads.

There was a reason why the Sex Pistols covered these guys.

[Link: The Great Airplane Strike]

May 8, 2008

Let's Do A Monster-specific Dance!

Criswell_Mae.jpg At last, something has roused me from my blogospheric torpor! Max Sparber has disinterred the moldering corpse of the not-quite-dead-yet, Essential Ghoul's Record Shelf, a weblog dedicated to a rather specific list of song stylings which include the following topics:

I am a monster.
My girlfriend is a monster.
Everyone we know is a monster, so let's do a monster-specific dance.
I'm being chased by a werewolf.
I have had a spell cast on me.
Where did all my blood go?

The Ghoul then goes on to add a new topic to his repertoire: Let's sing a song about hilariously inaccurate television psychics.

Criswell Predicts tells the story behind Mae West's stirring hoochie-koochie paean to her psychic friend, the Amazing Criswell, who, as you may recall, predicted that Mae would not only become President of the United States in 1960, but would also accompany him to the Moon (along with Liberace).

It's a great song, and a terrific reintroduction for the Ghoul. You have been missed, you rotten old creep. Welcome back!

[Link: Criswell Predicts]

April 12, 2008

Beat the Meatles

Ghost+Goes+Gear+psycho+shill.jpg Monster Movie Music unearths the rotting corpse of an almost-forgotten musical horror comedy starring Steve Winwood and the Spencer Davis Group, one of several cheesy Mod flicks that emerged in the wake of Hard Day's Night.

[Link: The Ghost Goes Gear]

Here's a couple of clips from the film that feature the SDG and a very young Winwood (in his pajamas) doin' their Sixties Groove Thang, along with a fine blue-eyed soul raveup from another band featured in the film, The St. Louis Union:







[Link: Nobody Loves You When You're Down and Out]
[Link: When I Come Home]
[Link: English Tea]

March 20, 2008

All Hail the Hypno-Criswell!

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[via Do You Speak English?]

March 17, 2008

Mad Monster Party?

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[Link: Little Tibia and the Fibias perform The Mummy]

Last week, I finally got around to watching the restored DVD version of Rankin/Bass' stop-action Halloween classic, Mad Monster Party?, and was it ever great!

I never got a chance to see it when I was a youngster, because I was living in Denmark back in 1969, and believe it or not, the Danish government rated this innocent kiddie film, Forbudt For Børn (Forbidden for Children), so I got screwed out of a quintessential childhood cinematic experience by those prudish Danes. Thanks for nothing, you nation of butter-cookie eating wusses!

Featuring great characters designed by artist Jack Davis (of Mad Magazine fame), classic celebrity voice talent (Phyllis Diller and Boris Karloff), and a really nifty monster-jazz/lounge/garage-rock soundtrack, it's a mystery to me why it tanked on its initial release to theaters. Hopefully, with this DVD release, it will finally take its rightful place alongside other towering classics of the scary kiddie-film oeuvre.

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