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June 30, 2007

Mark Rules the Web (and I Helped)

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By now, everybody reading this blog has probably heard about Mark Frauenfelder's new book, Rule the Web, but what you may not know (unless you've already read the book), is that I'm in it. Mark graciously asked me a while back to make a contribution to the Favorite Bloggers section, and I was happy to help out. The topic I chose to elaborate on? One of my biggest peeves...hotlinking. So if you want to learn how to keep those little creeps at MySpace from displaying your images on their crappy webpages, buy the book and look me up!

[Link: Rule the Web Weblog]

June 7, 2007

My Dad, the A-rab

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Here's another photo I ran across last night, while digging around. I've told some of you the story behind this photograph already, but for everyone else, let me explain:

My family and I lived in Kuwait for about 6 months back in 1967. Tensions between Egypt and Israel were very high, and as Americans, we were harassed by the locals who started throwing rocks through the windows of our apartment. In June, the 6-Day War broke out, and my father decided to send my mother and I back to the U.S. We had to camp out at the airport for several days before the U.S. government could arrange to fly us out.

My father remained in Kuwait for another 3 or 4 months to complete his assignment. When the time came for him to leave, he decided to dress up in a burnoose he'd bought for himself in Kuwait City. Being a full-blooded Italian, his swarthy complexion made it pretty easy for him to pass as a Kuwaiti, provided he didn't open his mouth. He kept up the masquerade all the way to L.A., where we met him at the heliport. My mom was overjoyed to see him again, but I think you can tell by the look on my face that I was completely mortified by his appearance. Today, of course, I'd probably do the same thing he did if I thought I could get away with it.

I wish I still had his burnoose.

June 6, 2007

Happy Anniversary to Us!

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Mrs. BH and I have been married 26 years today. We don't look much like this photograph anymore (and in some ways, that's a good thing) but we still love each other just as much as we did back then. This was taken around Christmas, 1978, and we were getting ready to go hear the L.A. Philharmonic. As it turned out, we were way overdressed for the occasion. I bought the tuxedo at the local Salvation Army for $1.75.

June 2, 2007

Pomp, Circumstance, BPPV, and SSHL

If you're interested in reading about recent events in my life, click on the extended entry..

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First off, congratulations to Son of Mr. Bali Hai, who graduated from high school last night. We are all very proud of him, and wish him great success in life after I kick him out onto the street tomorrow with all of his earthly possessions tied up in a hobo bindle.

Just kidding. Actually, he's attending university in the Fall. He just interviewed for a very cool student-work scholarship at the college of his choice that would allow him to work 30 hours/week in the school IT department during the summer, and 15 hours/week during the school year. If he stays in the position longer than a year, the scholarship kicks in, and will pay 1/2 of his tuition fees. Given his computer background and the fact that only 2 other candidates were interviewed, we think odds are good that he will be offered the gig.

We're throwing a party for him tomorrow at our house, and it looks like almost all of our relatives living here in Wisconsin will attend. Should be a houseful, so I better lock up the rum.

In health news, my persistent dizziness was positively diagnosed as Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo, or BPPV. Fortunately, this is highly treatable with a set of very simple exercises designed to move the debris floating around in my inner ear to a new position. In fact, my symptoms disappeared completely the very first time I used the Epley Maneuver exercises diagrammed on the web page linked above. Hopefully, they will not return.

Unfortunately, Mrs. BH's hearing problems are quite a bit more complex than mine and her diagnosis is not as clear. She is suffering from Sudden Sensorineural Hearing Loss or SSHL, which appears to be the result of nerve damage from an ear infection. She can hear loud noises in her bad ear, but only as buzzing sounds. People's voices sound like the adults from the old animated Peanuts television specials, "Wah wahwahwah wahwah wahwah wah." As I mentioned in an earlier post, she is waiting to be approved for Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy at a clinic in Minneapolis, but the doctors there are being dickheads about it, as using this therapy for her condition as it's still considered somewhat experimental. We're hoping to get a final decision on Monday.

Finally, my mother is visiting us for a couple of days. She's almost 81, and is still in very good health, with reasonably good mental acuity. Must be all the bingo that keeps her young and sharp.