
Hello, my name is Mr. BaliHai, and I'm a recovering VW addict. When I was 13, my mother bought an olive-drab, 1968 Volkswagen Beetle which I immediately developed an unhealthy obsession with. I bought it from her when I was 16, and then proceeded to spend the next 12 years converting it into a classic Cal Looker. I had it repainted, de-chromed, installed single-piece side windows, replaced the original bumpers with nerf bars, and lowered the front.
It looked great, but quite frankly, it was still a terrible car with an unreliable, underpowered air-cooled engine, and a heating system that totally wimped out in the face of brutal Wisconsin winters. Chicks dug it 'cuz it was "cute" (link NSFW), but that claustrophobic interior really put a crimp in backseat romance. I toyed with the idea of switching to the sportier-looking Karmann Ghia, or even (God help me) a VW Bus, but common sense eventually prevailed.
After spending several thousand dollars, and many an evening in the garage removing the engine by myself, I finally came to the realization that far from experiencing pure Fahrvergnugen, I had a serious problem. I gave my beloved Beetle to a friend who was in dire need of a car. He totalled it in a collision less than two weeks later.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling a bit verklemmpt thinking about my old Bug. Talk amongst yourselves.