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June 21, 2004

Dalímania!

In case I haven't mentioned it already, I'll be heading to Barcelona in August for a 12-day vacation with my entire family. 2004 is the year of the Dalí Centennial, so I'm particularly excited to be visiting his old stomping grounds in Catalonia again. On my last visit in 2002, I visited the Dalí Theater-Museum in Figueres. This time I plan to see his house in Portlligat, and Castillo Púbol where Gala is buried, which should allow me to complete all three legs of the so-called Dalí Triangle. Do I get an ant-covered merit badge or something equally surreal for that accomplishment?.

Here's another fine site from Coudal about everyone's favorite Catalunyan poop-fetishist, VirtualDalí.

I must go study my Catalan now.

June 20, 2004

Dad I Am

I'm having a rather busy, but very pleasant weekend. I thought I'd take a short break to update the Goof before I head out to see the new Harry Potter flick with my kids.

My wife and I looked at a beautiful log home yesterday morning; it's custom-built out of cedar, and the logs were cut using the scandinavian chinkless method. It appears to be well-built home on a nice 3-acre lot, but it's way out in the country (with no cable-modem access) and there's a gravel-pit operation right next door, so I'm not sure we want to put in an offer until we do a lot more research.

One of my best friends is in town, so we threw a small dinner party last night. I marinated a pork roast overnight in Mojo Criollo, then cooked it for 7 hours in the smoker with mesquite chips. While the pork cooked, I baked this bittersweet chocolate pecan bourbon cake, modifying the recipe slightly by using Kahlua instead of bourbon. The frosting was a very simple glaze made of bittersweet chocolate and sweet cream. Here's what it looked like when I was done. Joyce made a salad with walnuts, strawberries, and bleu cheese crumbles, and we uncorked another bottle of that fine 2002 Red Knot Shiraz that I've gushed about here previously.

The pork came out perfectly done with a nice smoky Cuban flavor. We all had a lovely meal and a good chat afterwards. Here's a picture of all three dishes.

Today is Father's Day, hence the title of this post, so my kids got up early and made me pecan pancakes with bacon for breakfast. They also gave me a jar of gummi bears and a new wallet as well as a couple of funny cards. They're good-hearted little people, and I feel very lucky to be their dad.

I'm off to Hogwarts now.

June 16, 2004

Taking the Easy Way Out

[yawn] It's been a tiring week here in Goofistan. I'm still fighting to get over my jetlag, plus I'm in the middle of finishing a big course update and prepping for another training class that starts next week.

On the home front, we've been trying to sell our house since last March, and have received exactly one bite which seemed to be more of a poison pill than a genuine offer. We hate all of the existing homes we've looked at so far, so we've decided to start shopping for a nice lot to build on. I spent a good portion of last evening looking at floorplans for log homes. We'll see how it goes.

With all of this activity, the weblog has gotten short shrift, but I thought I'd take a cue from M. Ace and post some things that've been cluttering up my personal bookmarks for the last couple of years. Yeah, it's lazy, but it's also quick, easy, and you might even see something that's new to you.

I loved those dumb Toonces the Driving Cat skits on SNL. Didn't you? I'll take Robert Tilton the Farting Evangelist over those constipated old geezers like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson any old day. The Dr. Seuss Parody Page has a transcript of my all-time favorite Kids In the Hall sketch, The Gospel According to Dr. Seuss. Finally, Minnesota's own Museum of Questionable Medical Devices is a place I never tire of visiting. You'll have to excuse me now while I relax with an electric prostate warmer and go sit naked in my Battle Creek Vibratory Chair for a while.

June 13, 2004

A Perfectly PoT-able Day

I returned home from the UK yesterday evening and am now up exceedingly early in the morning, deep in the throes of jetlag. Figured I could use the wee hours somewhat productively by blogging about my last day in Blighty. Read on below:

Friday looked to be sunny and warm in PoT (Pangbourne-on-Thames). My class finished up around 10:00 and after a reasonable interval of drinking coffee and sitting around twiddling our thumbs, everyone decided that it was safe to go home without arousing the suspicion of the local office manglers.

One of my students is a hot-rod enthusiast, so I stopped in the parking lot and took a few pics of his award-winning '32 Ford. Another student, a salt-of-the-earth Yorkshireman who'd been my boon eating and drinking companion all week, dropped me off at the Weir View, I thanked him for his company and free chauffering services, and he drove off home to the land of James Herriot and mushy peas. A prince of a fellow, his only fault being that he couldn't stand Indian food, but I'd made plans to have some after he'd gone.

At the hotel, the duty manager (a rather odd fellow who favors wearing tweed jackets with silk cravats and close-toed sandals sans socks) was watching Reagan's funeral on television, he looked like he was going to cry. I made some off-hand comment that we might have to build a mausoleum in DC and entomb RR in a glass casket a la Lenin and Mao if this went on any longer. He asked me if I was a fan of the ex-Pres. I told him that I thought Ronnie had gotten a few things right and a few things very wrong, but that I was really enjoying the severe panty-twisting effect his funeral was having on his many detractors.

Having experienced gas lines, the Iran hostage crisis, double-digit inflation, and listening to that dour, sanctimonious wuss, Jimmy Carter, pontificate about our "national malaise", I clearly remembered the palpable sense of relief many people felt when the door of the White House hit him on the ass on his way out. I had voted for 3rd-party candidate, John Anderson (who polled some very respectable numbers), so I was less than thrilled when Reagan won, but still the feeling back then was very much ABC (Anyone But Carter).

I took a walk into downtown Pangbourne to visit the shops. There was only one small gift store filled with overpriced tourist junque, so I took a walk along the public footpaths and looked at the beautiful cottages along the canal. This must be where Sloane Rangers go to die. A look in the window of the local realty offices confirmed my suspicions that one of these little gems would set me back a cool £600,000 or so.

I had overheard the hotel proprietor telling a guest about a local boat show that morning, so I decided to check it out. I grabbed my camera and crossed the street to The Swan Pub for lunch. It was sunny and warm out, so I relaxed with a pint of Abbot at a table next to the Thames and watched the beautiful swans glide by on the green water rippling in the afternoon sun. I also saw several brightly-colored houseboats motoring on up the river. I was famished, so I ordered scampi
and chips
for lunch (tsk, taking pictures of my food. I'm such a bloody tourist).

Back at the road, I spotted a sign that pointed towards the boatshow and began walking in that direction. I walked and walked, past old half-timbered homes along the peaceful river. Eventually, I saw a footpath that branched off the road and followed the Thames towards a large bend in the river where I could see boats congregating. I finally arrived at the show, paid my £6 admission, and went inside.

There were beautiful wooden boats everywhere I looked. Every conceivable type of small watercraft was on display with a quality of craftsmanship that you simply don't see in the US. There was some sort of little dinghy covered from stem to stern with intricate folk designs and set for tea inside, as well as beautifully-restored steam-powered wooden launches with highly-polished brass fittings. Seeing all this made me desperately want to go sailing again.

I spent an hour or so admiring all the crafts, then headed back towards the footpath. I passed a small ferry that was shuttling people back and forth to Pangbourne and decided to hop on board. The ride back only took ten minutes or so, but I spent the time admiring the view and snapping pics of the various waterfowl, included a very suspicious-looking murder of ducks. I wondered if they could be the infamous Man-eating Ducks of Pangbourne that figure so prominently in the legends and folk songs of the West Berkshires. The boat dropped me right at the dock of the Swan.

In the evening, I walked over to Pangbourne Tandoori for dinner. The gentlemen who run the place remembered me from my visit last year. Consequently, they were very friendly and generous with the complimentary pappdams. I ordered a pint of Kingfisher along with lamb in an almond curry, saffron rice, sag aloo, and garlic/coriander naan. Delicious. Sorry, no photo.

Must have more caffeine now.

June 8, 2004

Dip Me In Chimay Brun and Throw Me to the Webloggers

Last Saturday was a whole lot of fun. I started out by being a bloody tourist and making an impromptu visit to Harrods department store in Knightsbridge. If you've never been there, the fantastic Art Deco interior alone makes it worth a visit, but the real treat is browsing through the various departments filled with eclectic (and expensive) goods that include persian rugs, jewelry, a huge gourmet food court, antique furnishings, and decorative fossils mounted in wall frames. I think I spotted a couple of Trilobite Agents stealthily lurking among their prehistoric brethren, waiting to DEVOUR OUR CHILDREN!

In the afternoon, I took in the matinee performance of Jerry Springer: the Opera. It was vilest, raunchiest, most offensive bit of musical theater that I've ever seen, so naturally I loved it! As a bonus, my ticket was upgraded from the upper balcony to the orchestra for some reason, so I got to see all the mayhem up close and personal.

The singing wasn't exactly of Wagnerian quality, but considering that the libretto dealt with lesbian dwarves who sleep with their cousins and men who can only find sexual satisfaction from pooping in their adult diapers, it didn't really matter. Despite the grotesque topics of the songs, the plot examined some pretty standard moral themes with Jerry taking an unplanned trip to Hell to try and reconcile God and Satan. My favorite part was the tap-dancing Klansmen, a scene which looked like it was lifted straight out of a Mel Brooks film.

After the play let out, I walked a few meters down the road to Belgo Centraal, where I spotted the cleverly disguised Plep waiting. We were soon joined by The Cartoonist and Konstantin, then finally by Annie Mole. We then descended into the steamy belly of Belgo whereupon we drank copious amounts of Belgian ales, ate various and sundry Belgian delicacies, and examined an advance copy of Annie's forthcoming (and decidedly non-Belgian) book One Stop Short of Barking, about the intricacies of London's Underground. The book looks to be a winner, and The Cartoonist's fine illustrations complement Annie's concise prose perfectly.

We left Belgo after a few hours of fun and interesting conversation, then popped around to a small pub called the Lamb and Somethingorother, for a few more pints.

UPDATE: Konstantin sent me this wonderful photo of us standing outside the pub in Covent Garden. I'm giving him what we call the "Stink Eye" back home.

June 7, 2004

Monday, Bloody Monday

It's a phenomenally hot and humid day here in Blighty. I'm busy with work at the moment, but as I've got access to a proper Internet connection again, I'll be blogging my weekend activities here as soon as I have a bit of free time.

Rather than write a linear narrative of my trip as I did in Beijing, however, I'll probably create a series of different entries dealing with various aspects of it.

Stay tuned!

June 2, 2004

Take A Ride On the Reading Railroad

I'm flying off across the briny tomorrow to England. I'll be staying in swinging London over the weekend, but then I have to work the following week in the Reading area.

My flight arrives on Friday morning, so I plan to spend the day trying to stay awake by visiting small art galleries and perhaps a few larger ones. If I'm still functional in the evening, I may visit this intriguing neo-Tiki establishment (WARNING: gratuitious Flash).

On Saturday afternoon, I have a date with Jerry Springer (gratuitous Flash and pop-ups), then a dinner meet-up with a small group of London's finest bloggers at Belgo Centraal, AKA The Smelly Old Man With a Funny Hat and a Sausage Necklace Restaurant (even more gratuitous Flash).

Sunday, I'll hop a train from Paddington Station and establish myself in the sleepy little hamlet of Pangbourne-on-Thames for the remainder of my visit.

By the way, that nifty little icon of me comes courtesy of the latest craze sweeping LiveJournal, the Portrait Illustration Maker.

TTFN!