Aloha!
Welcome to Eye of the Goof. Let yourself be drawn to its fiendish glow, and enter into my strange, exotic, and occasionally stupid world. The first thing you're probably asking yourself is, "What the hell is the Goof?" This is an excellent question. The answer is here. Still confused? Oh well, I gave it my best shot.
Want to know more about me? In time, my pets...all in good in time.