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November 20, 2006

Will the Real George Morgan Please Stand Up...Please Stand Up?

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Vinyl Sniffers is looking for a few good George Morgan imitators. Do you have the right George Morgan stuff?

[Link: The George Morgan Smilers]

November 18, 2006

Hotdonutsnow!

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An old talk.bizarre compatriot of mine, Derrick Williams, recently purchased this used Belshaw Donut Robot 42 off eBay and explains how it works in his inimitable style. The "D-Day" analogy is priceless:

"The doughnuts climb this ramp relentlessly, pulled along by the doughnut chains. Now, you could be the German defense forces preventing the doughnuts from making a beach head, but no matter how big your belly is, 6.5 donuts per minute are going to eventually overwhelm your defenses."

[Link: Donut Robot of Love 2000]