In Knitwear Heaven, Everything Is Fine

Ok, my ears are unplugged, my sinuses are draining, and I can sit upright now without feeling nauseous. Thanks to jaime and czelt who thoughtfully stopped by to wish me a speedy recovery. This post's for youse guys. As for the rest of you miscreants, well you can just forget about getting invited to the grand opening of my basement tiki bar. Nyah!
Mary, the hostess of my favorite weird fashion blog, Threadbared, has posted some images, accompanied by witty post-postmodernist commentary, from this odd and mildly disturbing catalog of infant knitwear that she claims was art directed by none other than everyones' favorite Boy Scout auteur, David Lynch. After viewing Eraserheadish images like this, I find that claim within the realm of possibility, at least.