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Here's a scan of the Orchids of Hawaii Bartender's Guide from 1981 that's filled with beautiful illustrations of funky garnishes, bartender's shirts, and a slew of great cocktails served in classis OoH mugs.
Behold, what must surely be the most poorly-translated, yet utterly awesome menu in restaurant history, featuring mouth-watering treats like Slippery Meat in King's Vegetables in Pillar, Benumbed Hot Vegetables Fries Fuck Silk, and the terrifyingly wrong, Every Form Rape. Guaranteed to make your inner editor's head ah-splode.
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