Mr. Breakfast imparts the sublime secrets of preparing crispy bacon to a hungry reader:

"The importance of well-prepared bacon transcends the material world. Dream interpretation books the world over list bacon as symbolizing continued prosperity. Cooking bacon in your dreams means you will receive a gift or surprise. On the flip-side, a vision of rancid bacon suggests forbidden situations and the need for you to see a doctor. "

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No doubt many of you have been frantically wracking your brains, desperately trying to figure out what to get me for Valentine's Day. Well, wrack no longer. You can simply pick up the phone and order me a Washi Box filled with meticulously fashioned candy sushi replicas or a gift set of chocolate Maneki Nekos from Kooki Sushi. Oishii desu!

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