This Chomsky, It Vibrates?
Genefilter is a neat little CGI engine that splices the comments of any MetaFilter user into weird paragraphs of cut-up prose that are often far more interesting to read than anything that person ever actually said. Here's a sample of the surrealistic purse it sewed from the sow's ear of some of my old verbiage:
Nobody should ever put cabbage in a bad mood, he breaks wind. Don't we all. Phnglui mglw'nafh Emeril R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhatgn! Since my girlfriend (future wife) and I want Viking Kitties, I visited the USSR with my pal, Ronald Reagan. Yes, he was talking about transplanted-head flicks, it's awfully hard to swallow for me. I've been MOBA-lized for several years now, and not one single person has questioned me about my nationality, even when I was ready to kiss the DMV employee who took only 15 minutes to renew my driver's license. Only the thought of Patty and Selma kept me from going through with it. I can't read Perl, but I figure that it involves earwax and those little Korean souvenir totem poles. Believe it or not, I was a wonderful series of small, illustrated books...that went into great detail on various aspects of life and society in Japan. Thanks also, Herr Spleen, for the oblique shoutout. I used to spend many an hour analyzing some of that delicious sausage inside of Cap'n Trips' abdomen. I'd love to shut it down completely and replace it with a sodomizing aid.
Indeed.