Eye of the Goof

Y'know, if my church hired a one-armed pirate ventriloquist to be the pastor, you'd probably find me attending services again.

Then again, they could just get Deputy Bob or some other cop vent to haul my dark, backsliding soul into a pew.

Or maybe I should go into the ministry myself? "Advanced Puppetry Leadership" sounds kind of cool. I can see myself as a Puppet Leader, but don't they tend to be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes?