Googlicious
Seems like it's something of a tradition among bloggers to post about their odder search hits. Who am I to buck tradition? I used my spiffy new tracking software to compile the following list:
titallating suit
lucha va voom
Tom Jones' girlfriends
Who the fuck is Eddie Van Halen?
cooking with lard hazards
Muscular Hero Torture
uncontrolled flatulence
renaissance faire ducking stool
YAASA STFU Curtis Yarvin
Lorna Doom naked
My challenge to you, Goof readers, is to pick one of the above search strings and use it as the creative springboard to compose a 100-200 word piece of short fiction. To the people who entered those particular strings into Google, I'd urge you to seek professional psychological counseling immediately.
UPDATE: any responses I receive to my above challenge will be linked to the search string.