I finally managed to obtain a copy of the incredible Eurocheese film adaptation of the classic Perry Rhodan science-fiction novels, featuring platinum-blonde Swedish bombshell, Essy Persson, nightmarish robots, and an incredible theme song by composer Marcello Giombini that sounds like Yma Sumac singing to Hawaiian surf music performed by the Hank Marvin and the Shadows.

[Link: "Seli" by Marcello Giombini (MP3)]

And for more Perry Rhodan goodness, please visit my pal, The Cartoonist.