It's the Future...So Where's My Rocket-powered Tiki Arm?
Mrs. BH bought me a Waring Pro Professional Ice Crusher for our 27th anniversary. It's fabulous, but it's got a really big chute, so I know it's only a matter of time until I get my paw chewed off sticking it in there to dislodge a stuck ice cube.
In anticipation of that tragic day, I've decided that I wish to be fitted with a rocket-propelled prosthetic arm, holding a tiki mug.
That is all.
Comments
You can always make one out of LEGO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjXWPYPAsI
Posted by: orangeguru | June 19, 2008 7:46 AM
I think it should be able slice pineapple *and* hula all on its own, or it jus won't cut it.
Posted by: Lonita | June 19, 2008 8:14 AM
@orangeguru: nah. That thing would fly apart as soon as I ignited the liquid propellant.
@lonita: well, howdy, stranger! If I knowed you wuz comin' over, I would've put on my good comment-readin' suit.
Posted by: MrBaliHai | June 19, 2008 8:14 AM
That's why I use a manual ice crusher ;-)
Posted by: Dr. Bamboo | June 19, 2008 2:50 PM
Do the full Monty and get a complete prosthetic exo-skeleton. With one of those you can hold really big tiki mugs.
Posted by: The Cartoonist | June 21, 2008 7:05 AM
The robotic exoskeleton is now
Posted by: Fritz | June 22, 2008 9:24 AM