I'm off to the Peoples Paradise of the United Kingdom for the next 2 weeks, and will only have Internet access from work, as I refuse to pay the extortionate fees that my hotel charges for daily connectivity (£25/day!). Consequently, blogging will likely be non-existent until I return.

You kids stay out of my tiki bar and don't throw any wild parties while I'm gone. I've counted all the rum bottles, and if anything's missing when I get back, there'll be hell to pay!