In an attempt to save us all from burning eternally in a flaming volcano bowl of Heckfire, Humuhumu is thoughtfully sharing this VERY IMPORTANT Jack Chick-style tract on the evils of Tiki culture that she received from my friend, tongodeon, at Forbidden Island's 1-year anniversary party last Sunday night.

Repent, ye sinners, lest the Lord shatter your tiki mugs into potsherds with a rod of iron and cast your demon rum into the Abyss!

[Link: Tiki: A Plague Upon This Land]