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The orangeguru sent me this godawful music video from 1984, called "New Wave Country", sung by a German country-western singer named Tex Haper. The song is an unbelievably lame mix of pedal-steel guitar, comatose rapping, and electropop beeps. "Tex" looks like he's reading the lyrics off a teleprompter. I don't know what the deal is with the barrels. Maybe he got lost in the basement of the Hofbräuhaus looking for the bathroom?

The kid doing The Robot, however, ist mega!

I figure if I have to suffer, you should all suffer with me, so I'm going to break my self-imposed YouTube ban and link to it. [Link]

Thanks, Dieter....you BASTARD!

Comments

Who is the bastard? You passed it on! It is truly dreadful.

I had to ask Kim to stop it. It was making my urge to kill... rise...

Mwu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Hey OrangeGooroo why don't you jump on the podcast bandwagon like The Cartoonist? You were looking for a new medium hier it ist...

I actually quite enjoyed that.

You're obviously not well, Ralf. Go have a nice lie-down and I'm sure you'll feel differently about it.

yes! a balihai podcast!

Harhar. Geteilter Schmerz ist doppelter Schmerz.

I think I might need a nice lie-down too because I really enjoyed that!

Chris: I sentence you and Ralf to an interminable hell of Heino videos.

@Fritz: Nah, Podcasting ain't for me. i am still in research mode. Thanks for keeping me in your thoughts.

Poor Heino! How dare you make fun of disabled german people like him! ;-)