The Kiddie Matinee Poster and Fairytale Foto Galleries take me back to all those long-ago Saturday afternoons I spent slumped down in a ratty seat in a dark theater, eating licorice whips, and watching gawdawful juvenile cinematic crap like Pinocchio In Outer Space and K. Gordon Murray's Santa Claus. No wonder I turned out the way I did...seriously warped.

[Link: kiddiematinee.com]