Hot Tiki Buttcrack
One o' my pre-verted readers expressed her pre-verted desire to see photos of teh Hot Tiki Buttcrack. Now we don't cotton much to pre-verts 'round these here parts, but I figger that the Good Lord gave tikis butts, so's who'm I to say they're dirty? Here ya go, Brittanie...more Hot, totally NSFW Tiki Buttcrack than you can shake a swizzle stick at!
Sufferin' Bastard Buttcrack
Gecko Tongaroa Buttcrack
Hawaiian Ku Figurine Buttcrack
Trader Dick's Buttcrack
Menehune Buttcrack
Tangaroan Tiki and Trader Vic's Salt Shaker Buttcrack
This is actually the chin of my Politiki Ronald Reagan mug, but it looks like a buttcrack!
Comments
Some friends at Disney introduced me to their custom of rubbing the tush of one of the tikis while exiting the Enchanted Tiki Room. I have adopted their custom as my own, and have lived a richer life for it. Here is the sweet okole of the Enchanted Tiki Room:
Enchanted Tiki Keister
Posted by: Humuhumu | October 1, 2006 4:27 PM
One can only imagine what sort of animatronic hairy-butt shenanigans they get up to at Country Bear Jamboree...
Posted by: MrBaliHai | October 1, 2006 4:43 PM
That.
Is.
Awesome.
The Ku has no ass at all, but I was surprised at how well-endowed the Tongaroa is.
Posted by: Brittanie | October 1, 2006 5:18 PM
The Ku probably comes from the No-ass Atoll.
Posted by: MrBaliHai | October 1, 2006 6:30 PM
Oh my god.
Posted by: Brittanie | October 1, 2006 6:35 PM
the most geographically distant pacific inhabitation from the no-ass atoll is 'keister island.'
Posted by: johnny dollar | October 2, 2006 8:23 AM
"Keister Island"...Haha! Man, yer killin' me.
Posted by: MrBaliHai | October 2, 2006 11:13 AM
ahah, really funny. Thanks for that kicked ass thread !
Posted by: virani | October 2, 2006 11:35 AM
Well, that should help with your Google search hits. ;)
Posted by: czeltic girl | October 2, 2006 5:34 PM
Might as well. Google searches provide 90% of my site traffic these days.
Posted by: MrBaliHai | October 2, 2006 7:50 PM