Despite the fact that I now own a fez and have a lot of admiration for their charitable community works, I am not a Shriner. A couple of years ago, Mrs. Bali Hai played the bagpipes and marched in a lot of small-town parades that included the local Shriner lodge members driving those fabulous mini-cars. I always wondered where they got them from. Now I know.

[Link: Shriner Mini Cars and Go Karts]