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Crazed Tiki Collector Returns from D.C.!

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Aloha, I'm back, and once again loaded with cool stuff from the Virginia/D.C. Area. The crazed look on my face is due to a combination of inexplicable glee, lack of sleep, and the Shriner mind-control rays emanating from my thrift-store fez. I'm holding the pair of vintage salt and pepper shakers from the Kahiki (mentioned in the previous post). I'm also wearing a Solomon's Island Tiki Bar polo shirt, and the mug in front of me is a Tiki Farm replica of the famous Trader Vic's Sufferin' Bastard. Here's a close-up:

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There are a couple more photos in the extended entry.

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Mr. Bali Hai loves Moais
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Vern stands by fallen idol
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Vern noticed a used condom lying under one of the moai's nose. Must've been left there after some mystic fertility rite of the Maryland coastal tribes.

Comments

Zembo!

What's the story with the big honkin' moai? Where are they?

Zembo!

They're in the back of Solomon's Island Tiki Bar. They had taken them down, and were getting them ready to store for the winter.

My all-time favorite thing about Sufferin' Bastard is his cute little buttcrack. Can we get a pic of that?

Sorry, I don't work blue. You're just going to have to find tiki-mug buttcrack on your own time, missy!

I changed my mind.