Humuhumu posted this incredibly detailed and helpful article from the Fall, 1999 issue of Atomic Magazine entitled, Build A Real Tiki Bar.

After reading the article, a lot of you are probably wondering if this is how I built my own fabulous home tiki bar, Bali's Hai'deaway. Well, the answer is no. I lounged around in a leopardskin smoking jacket and fez, sucking down Zombies, while a crack team of highly trained Bonobo Apes carried out detailed instructions I applied directly to their foreheads and into their frontal lobes with HeadOn tubes I modified in my secret basement laboratory, The BaliCave.