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Chipmunks Sucked My Brainwaves

Curios Things is a self-described "blog comic in inglese e l'italiano", which I translate as, "bizarre collages with humorous texts in English and Italian. However, I find this image, and its accompanying description, more terrifying than humorous.

Ah, here we have the New Improved Squirrelator being tested on a subject by Professor Von Nutcase at his laborotory just outside Grimspby in the heart of "Nut" country. With the aid of the Squirrelator the brain impulse nut grabber is modulated via the Conkercraniumator to measure the waves or wobbles when the patient is subjected to bags of acorns. These are upgraded to peanuts and cashews and finally brazils. The subject usually explodes by this point and the professor has to search for another "volunteer" at the Grimspby labour exchange.

What it looks like to me is a transparent attempt by nefarious agents of the Squirrel Insurgency to infiltrate OUR VERY BRAINS!!!

Mmm, brainssss.

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The experiment went horribly wrong . No one knew the Skwelz were on crack
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I used HTML tags where I typed "crack skwerlz" and the link works but it did not change color? Why?

It's fixed. The stylesheet just needed a little tweak.

I frightened by how diabolical the squirrel insurgency is! How did they manage to subvert our own scientists into helping them?

How indeed. Note that the chipmunks have joined them in their perfidy.