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Merry Goofmas!

I'm on vacation until January 3rd, so to celebrate, I'm inventing a new holiday called Goofmas. Here are some traditional Goofmas activities that I just made up:

1) Dance around a tiki pole in a grass skirt to Dick Dale and Yma Sumac
2) Eat Grand Marnier souffle from a pair of Maribou Mules while singing the Pogue's "Fairytale of New York" in the bathtub
3) Drink Glögg until I see the Spirit Body of Britt Eklund, then fall over
4) Lather, rinse, repeat

And to all my readers, I'd like to bestow upon you my most generic, secular, and blandest best wishes for this festive holiday season!

See you next year.

Comments

And Happy New Year.

Mary Krismas!

And you know she'll have a happy new year.

Merry Christmas! Hope your holiday is swell! We're at about hour 5 of our Rankin/Bass marathon.

We're at about hour 5 of our Rankin/Bass marathon.

Five hours? you guys are tough! I would have cracked at hour 2 and told the interrogators everything!

Mele Goofmas!

Joyeux Goofmas! :)

Mmm...Glögg! Mmmm...Britt Ekland!! Happy Holidays MrBaliHai!!

Enjoy your vacation. And remember, nothing says celebrating the birth of our lord and savior like getting -faced.
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"Merry Goofmas" and Happy New year MrBaliHai! See you on 2006!

Back to you! Enjoy your vacation! Fall over on soft things!