Universe People (not to be confused with the Plastic People of the Universe) appears to be some sort of UFO cult, based out of the Czech Republic, who believe that alien computer programmers are replacing human hearts with microchips. Who can save us, you ask? WHO?! Jesus, Ashtar Sheran (whoever that is), and some cat in a flying saucer named Ptaah, that's who.

While I find their ideas intriguing, and dig the thousands of bizarre images on their website, I do not wish to subscribe to their newsletter.

And as always, UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED!

Blame tongodeon