Btw - Why don't you use that song while stripping your goofy tiki wardrobe off at Halloween. When you're pissed (shall we say after... say ... three Mai Tai's..).
Mrs Bali Hai would have the time of her life!
No No no..... I just think that it probably requires a certain Mai Tai threshold to be reached before one becomes unconscious enough to wear that costume Capiche?
perhaps a better use would be to just keep it around the bali hai tiki bar would have 3 possible uses as i see it-
1) in order to haunt the establishment every visitor would have to rotate bartending duties on different nights. the bartender would have to wear it.
2) hire a bouncer. in order to keep the unspoken threat of his presence palatable the bouncer would have to wear it.
3) forget the bouncer and simply use the costume as a silent warning. "pass out here and ye shall awake in this outfit." keep it where everyone can see it. looming. much more civilized than shaving eyebrows.
Hi MrBaliHai, not related, but when I saw this video (http://www.koreus.com/media/wow-ironforge-cossack.html) I remember of you. It's Wow with the "Moskau" song from your "favourite" group. Not so good as that version of Ding Ding Dong song, but that is the link, just in case.
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The real question is how many Mai Tai's does it take to get you to wear that thing?
Posted by: Fritz | September 30, 2005 7:17 PM
Ok. Your head deep in Tiki. But isn't that just goofy?
I think this is more YOU:
http://spaces.msn.com/members/tikihut/Blog/
Don't ya think?
Posted by: Sebastian | September 30, 2005 7:17 PM
Sorry.
The URL should be:
http://www.brandsonsale.com/tiki-fun-dog-costume-pex-38009.html
My cut/paste technique failed (for once).
Ps. But that is a party song!!
;-)
Posted by: Sebastian | September 30, 2005 7:20 PM
Btw - Why don't you use that song while stripping your goofy tiki wardrobe off at Halloween. When you're pissed (shall we say after... say ... three Mai Tai's..).
Mrs Bali Hai would have the time of her life!
Posted by: Sebastian | September 30, 2005 7:28 PM
Oh, I just realized that this is probably what happens every regular Friday night at Casa Bali Hai.
Pay no attention!
Posted by: Sebastian | September 30, 2005 7:34 PM
Fritz, are you propositioning me?
Sebastian, I want to start a band called Tiki Fun Dog.
Posted by: MrBaliHai | September 30, 2005 8:13 PM
No No no..... I just think that it probably requires a certain Mai Tai threshold to be reached before one becomes unconscious enough to wear that costume Capiche?
Posted by: Fritz | September 30, 2005 10:47 PM
It's you, babe.
Posted by: Kimberly | October 1, 2005 3:15 AM
The drink, the dog, the band, or some combination of all 3?
Posted by: MrBaliHai | October 1, 2005 5:37 AM
I have three rules of costumes:
1) Don't wear anything that it you cannot drink in.
2) Don't wear anything it is complicated to go to the bathroom in (see rule 1).
3) Don't wear anything you would be embarrassed to passout in (see rules 1 & 2).
I think this costume comes close to violating rules 2 & 3
Posted by: Bearded Jon | October 1, 2005 2:13 PM
perhaps a better use would be to just keep it around the bali hai tiki bar would have 3 possible uses as i see it-
1) in order to haunt the establishment every visitor would have to rotate bartending duties on different nights. the bartender would have to wear it.
2) hire a bouncer. in order to keep the unspoken threat of his presence palatable the bouncer would have to wear it.
3) forget the bouncer and simply use the costume as a silent warning. "pass out here and ye shall awake in this outfit." keep it where everyone can see it. looming. much more civilized than shaving eyebrows.
Posted by: Jmorrison | October 2, 2005 6:03 PM
Hi MrBaliHai, not related, but when I saw this video (http://www.koreus.com/media/wow-ironforge-cossack.html) I remember of you. It's Wow with the "Moskau" song from your "favourite" group. Not so good as that version of Ding Ding Dong song, but that is the link, just in case.
Posted by: Bibi | October 3, 2005 3:07 AM
Thanks, Bibi, but I linked to that video in my original Eurodisco post.
Posted by: MrBaliHai | October 3, 2005 8:14 AM
Don't wear anything you would be embarrassed to passout in
Sage advice, but I think that your embarrassment level would have to be pretty low to climb into that costume in the first place.
Posted by: MrBaliHai | October 3, 2005 8:17 AM