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Great Moments In Comedy

Last night Mrs. Bali Hai and I went to see The Second City's touring company perform at our local arts center.

An elderly couple was seated next to us. The old man apparently was a little hard of hearing because his wife had to keep repeating the punchlines to him.

At one point in the show, the following exchange occurred:

Old man: "What?"
Old woman: "He ate her pussy."
Old man: "He ate what?"
Old woman: "HE ATE HER PUSSY!"

Thank you, thank you. They'll be here all week in the main lounge. Please try the veal.

Comments

Does the veal taste like pussy?

Does this look like a Chinese restaurant to you, buddy?

"Well, I never expected to get comment SPAM from Ludwig Plutonium!"

"Nobody ever expe..."

"Shut up! Shut up!"

he ate her what?