The essential and always fabulous Planet Xtabay links to the motherlode of celebrity vanity music in mp3 format, Spaced Out: The Very Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner (a complete oxymoron if I ever heard one), and Shatner's ultimate vinyl freakout, The Transformed Man. So if you've got a taste for audio torment, download Spock's tuneless crooning on If I Had a Hammer, or the Shat's wiggy post-modern rendition of Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds. That must've been one bad trip, baby!

And if you're feeling suicidal, for god's sake don't listen to Nimoy reciting Desiderata, which for some bizarre reason, was retitled Spock's Thoughts. It's sappy and stupid enough without the sincerely insincere reading that blasted green-blooded Vulcan saddles it with.

[sniff] Now I miss the Captain Kirk Sing-a-long page.

Thanks, and a bowl of virtual chicken soup to the Bubblegumfink who unlike me, still finds great links even when he's sick.