"Resist the incursions of the sinister trilobite agents! Teach your children to recognize their identifying marks! They are everywhere, they want your bodies, they will stop at nothing!"

"They typically have a head bit called a cephalon, a middle segmented thorax bit, and a tail bit called a pygidium. They are benthic and vagile, and probably occupy many roles in the food chain.INCLUDING DEVOURING OUR CHILDREN!! THEY MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!"