The CSI: Forensic Facial Reconstruction Kit: creepy, but still pretty darned cool, I would've...[ahem]...killed to get this when I was about 12. (via No Touch Monkey)

All About Cannibalism: hey, as long as it's consensual, I'm cool with it. (via Exclamation Mark)

Masters of the Chainsaw: I have no joke here, I just like saying, "Dial 1-888-CHAINSAW!" (via Blogywood)