Broog: Alien Film Critic has come to our planet to crush puny humans and critique mass quantities of celluloid. Here is Broog's perfectly reasonable response to viewing The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions:

"Broog was, after forty minutes of “Reloaded”, filled with the desire to charge through the glass partition behind him and eat the entire reel of film in order to save his fellow cinemagoers from the pain, an urge which is the more remarkable because Broog in ordinary circumstances would wholeheartedly approve of puny humans writhing in agony. By the same point in “Revolutions”, Broog was designing a new annex to the Chamber of Oiled Hedgehogs for the special use of Andy and Larry when Broog is able to get his grasping organs on them. Broog would rather sit through every single episode of “Little House on the Prairie” without anaesthesia."

My devout desire is that Broog would implant both Michael Medved and Roger Ebert with its parasitic, brain-devouring offspring.

Thanks, and a wiggle o' the antennae in rone's direction!