Well, thank god the holidays are finally over and I can get back on a somewhat more reasonable diet. I gained 5 pounds despite the fact that I've been going to the gym every day for the past month; I suppose that means I'd be 10 pounds heavier instead of only 5 if I hadn't.

My plan to shed that excess poundage is to have a look at the World's Worst Food website whenever I start craving mass caloric intake. I figure that the mere thought of Danish Bacon Mousse should be enough to turn me off of eating for a few hours, let alone seeing a picture of it.

Ahh, who am I kidding? It won't work. I'll just start sneaking peeks at The Daily Gullet and all those great articles and interviews will inspire me to start cooking with lard again. Oh, fat and carbohydrates, why must you taste so divine?

Sigh. Guess I better head to the gym now.