Okay, I've been looking at the obligatory Halloween links all morning and I think I've found a winner. Jeebus, who buys these things? Hopefully nobody with kids. This little fella is guaranteed to give any child nightmares for the rest of their life.

"Wanna go to the circus, Billy?"
"WAAAAHHHH!"

(via Weekly Teinou-I Woman...AKA Geisha Asobi, which is apparently undergoing renovation)